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Possum-Cam, Eventually Flying Squirrel-Cam

A completely unbuilt wildlife camera project inspired by one possum sighting and a much stranger flying squirrel story.

v0.0wildlife / pipe dreamUnbuilt, Camera someday, Unreasonable optimism2026.09.11
The possum, in its investigating state
PROCESSSTILL A PIPE DREAM
CURRENT STATEnot built
CAVEATI did not build this. It is a pipe dream with a better title than implementation.

I did not build Possum-Cam. There is no Raspberry Pi, no detection
model, no dashboard, and no suspiciously accurate cat classifier hiding in
the crawlspace.

This is a pipe dream inspired by the Field Note: The Possum Incident,
where the real story is less "wildlife computer vision" and more "why has
my housing history included both a possum and a flying squirrel?"

The actual project

Flying Squirrel Cam. Obviously.

The requirements are straightforward: detect a flying squirrel, preserve the
footage, establish whether it has a tiny agenda, and avoid turning an
unbuilt joke into a résumé bullet. Current implementation status: entirely
aspirational.